Cover Letters To Interview

Cover letter: "I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest
convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."

That's what we're afraid of .

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Resume: "It is my professional objective to obtain a position which
allows me to make use of my commuter skills."

I think we can oblige.

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Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."

Sounds uncomfortable.

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Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing pleasure."

We can hardly wait.

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Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my resume."

We'll try not to let it go to our heads.

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Objective: "To mature in the field of human behavior."

Good luck with that.

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Experience: "10 years of experience in financail budgiting and
transactions rigistering."

But limited experience with the spell-check function.

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Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume."

If you insist.

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Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my resume for your
consumption."

Yum.

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Skills: "Grate communication skills."

Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time?

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Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening,
interviewing and executing final candidates."

Seems kind of harsh ...

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Cover letter: "Salary demanded - $65,000."

Would you like that in small, unmarked bills?

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Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

Would that be Mozart or Beethoven?

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Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."

Did you minor in ear piercing?

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Cover letter: "I've updated my resume so it's more appalling to
employers."

We're pretty shocked already .

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Cover letter: "Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two
are usually inseparable."

Glad to hear it.

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Cover letter: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels,
and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable."

At these extremes, some things are best left unsaid.
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BROUGHT TO U BY SUNKAN

sunkan,

Had a good laugh................

Dear Sunkan,

Great one.... Had a good laugh....

The first thing i did after reading this is to check my resume.....so that it doesnt fall into this category and u ar not talking anywhere about me......
Like Vadivelu... Enna vechu comedy kemady pannalaye...

Thanx.....

Veda

Good one....

They should just cover up such letters.

hello akka

intha mp talk
resume letters ellaam
padithu
innum sirithukkondirukkiren..!

sathya

Hi Sunkan,

Thanks for posting such funny coverletters...