An Mp Interview

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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Heaven doesn't want me andHELL is afraid that I'll take over

BROUGHT TO U BY SUNKAN

Dear Sunkan

Great one..... Enjoyed to the core...

I will do M.P. for your jokes......

I will try to come up wtih more MPs....

Veda

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gr8 MP mental peace

Originally Posted by Vysan

Dear Sunkan

Great one..... Enjoyed to the core...

I will do M.P. for your jokes......

I will try to come up wtih more MPs....

Veda

(More Publicity)

veda,
u gave me a jolt for a second MP aaa oh what it is...sunkan

Hi sunkan,
Enjoyed all the jokes.....
Now I have became your fan ....

~Punitha

Originally Posted by sunkan

veda,
u gave me a jolt for a second MP aaa oh what it is...sunkan

Dear Sunkan,

MP - More Publicity...

I have forwarded this one to all my friends.....

Veda

Hi Sun,
Will do M.P. for all your jokes.
Maha Pradakshinam, Mudhal Posting.
Howzzzzaaaattttt!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Jananikrithsan

Hi Sun,
Will do M.P. for all your jokes.
Maha Pradakshinam, Mudhal Posting.
Howzzzzaaaattttt!!!!!!!

janani,
the post is not important the poster is not important but tttttttttttttttttt the reader and her reaction is very very important, it is like if i were to tell a load of jokes and none were laughing except me it would be never fun, but yes if i get response like this my contribution has been successful and u have elated me..do u see the hindi joke channels there is a guy with large eyes i dont know his name, the joke that he says sends all in splits but no sign of smile on his face, wonder how he does that....

Good One Sunkan... Enjoyed them