Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces
you to her husband
That's Demand and supply gap.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she
turns her face towards you ------------ she is your
wife !
That's competition eating into your market share

Hi

Good One....

On the lighter side of it...... I have not seen any Georgeous Lady in the party.....
Pls let me know which party it is....

Veda

Very good one, but why should men have all the fun????? He eeeee...... Hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
Enjoyed it.