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After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was
already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Steve,
"and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter".
Steve was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much too
live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family.... you've got to send me
back right away".

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Steve was devastated, but
knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back
as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking
around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt
this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled
over and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day
here?"
"It's not so bad," replies Steve, "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before." "Never," replies Steve. "Well just relax and let it
happen." And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg
pops out from under his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he
laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew
that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to
him ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg
he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting,
"Steve, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shittin' in the bed!

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hahhaha,nice dream.oh shit..

Hi,

Great joke. I just couldn't stop laughing.
thanks for the post

Dear sunkan,

Was reading it very seriously until i found the twist at the end.. as usual..

hello akka


how do you find
such famous shits
sorry twists to the end?

sathya

hi sunkan,

Nice one, I m rolling on the floor unable to control my laughter.

cheers
vaidehi

Dear Sunkan,

That was great.....

Veda

nice dream
But who is going to clean it up?
Sriniketan