For a moment let me become Varalotti, Cheeniya, TDU & other married male members!

hi everybody,

Middle of the week.

Take a break for 3 minutes reading this and get back to work. Please add my title message here and read the following:

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.


Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.

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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.

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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n
spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten
when there's no choice.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the
body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru
hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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I could feel few people dancing in joy reading this. We let you be happy for sometime.

regards,

Vanaja

Had such a good laugh. Good ones. Thanks for posting.

Cant stop laughing

sriniketan

Ha ha ha, very funny and innovative title.

Enjoyed it.
Thanks for sharing.

Very Funny...

Good one, very funny!!!!!!!!!

Indeed, you had a grasping tilte.

Enjoyed this one.

Madhu, Ramya, Sriniketan, TDU, Punitha, Manju, Janani & Shanthi - Thank you very much for your replies.

I think except TDU other married male members are not ready to accept the truth in the messages. Alright members, let us think that they are totally opposite to what have been mentioned in the messages.

regards,

Vanaja