sardarji jokes

1. How many sardars are required to fix bulb on roof ?

ans : 5

one stands on stool holding bulb

other four rotate the stool to fix the bulb ..............


2. Sardar goes to petrol bunk watches a board
" Don't use cell phones here " . he picks his phone book & makes call 2 everyome in his phone book & say dont call me now .


3. Teacher: why dont u do ur homework
sardar : I am Hostel student .


4. a judge said

order........
order........
order.............
Sardar : 1 pizza , 2 parotha , 1 grean peas Masala......

judge : Shut up

Sardar : no no SEVEN UP PLEASE .



5. Prof : what is chemical symbol of BARIUM
Sardar: BA
Prof : for SODIUM
Sardar : NA
Prof : What forms if when 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combines ?
Sardar : BANANA.....................

6. A sardar doctor fall love with nurse he writes a love letter to nurse .
" I LOVE YOU SISTER ".....................

7. why did 18 sardars went to picture ?
Because below 18 was not allowed.............

8. sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks
and he takes along some wine & chicken with him . somebody stops and ask him " kyon bhai ee sab lekhe kyu bhaite ho"?
Sardarji tells " saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" ...................

9.sardar and H2o :
Teacher : what is chemical formula of water ? sardar : hijklmno
Teacher : what are u talking
Sardar : yesterday u only told H to O

hey sravy,
the second post is really funny.....

Sardars and Madrasis never spared ...................

Good ones.....