What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars ! --amazing... don't ingnore() S/W eng

Enjoy with Future India may be comes in after Fifty Year.

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ .......... ....
Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are
seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Pune

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got
Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life
maan...

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected
anytime. Soon I will
fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there....
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune ..

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California ..
You'll love the weather yaar.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair
& Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in
the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts
department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You
can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm
writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the
HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w
engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India
soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America
only. He is doing
his
Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His
study
will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned
to
settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's
see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new
field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ...man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be
1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!

that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Pune as Software Engg gets a call from his
Home ...

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Beans with gravy and Bread and a local desert....

ie (Puneri Misal Pav and Mastani )...
Father : enjoy...dear!!!

Hi
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Wot an imagination!!!!!laloo prasad goes to USA to teach his style of hindi & of course as visiting faculty of a gud management school

Thanks for sharing.

very funny & imaginative

Nice imagination, thanks for sharing
sriniketan

very Imaginative!!!!

Very nice imagination.

some questions:

India = Pune only ??

who uses 'Fundoo' other than .........

where in US can we buy 3 bedroom Apartment & a Benz for 54 K ?? (inflation adjusted fifty years in future)