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Old 19th August 2007, 09:24 PM
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Default Strict advise

An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.

Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. "I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, "So you did follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked.

"No, from skipping", The Blonde explained
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Old 20th August 2007, 05:14 AM
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hahahha,nice one
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Old 20th August 2007, 08:39 AM
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Heena,

Nice one
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