Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The
driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"



The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would
scare you so much. "


The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first
day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25

Could sense the taxi driver's fear. My God, he must have been scared to death. Like they say 'Old habits die hard'. I enjoyed the post very much.