Cool Quotes

My insomnia is so bad, I can't even sleep on the job.

• People have one thing in common: they are all different.

• A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you
with company.

• God is the one who pulls you from the wreckage of your own decisions.

• We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to
see an imperfect person perfectly!

• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

• Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
The other half is pretending you don't care.

• Be thankful to problems. If they were less difficult, someone with
less ability might have your job.

• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
• Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

• All things come to him who waits, but they come sooner if he goes out
to see what's wrong.


• It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of
work to do.

• I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate in it.

• A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real
friend is someone you can use over and over again.

• No man is as clever as his mother thinks he is or as dumb as his
mother-in-law thinks he is.

Flattery is hearing from others the things you have already thought
about yourself.

• If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them.


• Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to
make