Height of Optimism...

Soldier: 'Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies',
Major: 'Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction' !.

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What is the height of mixed emotions???
whenur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.'

Good one!!!

Hi sunita,

Good one... Loved reading them....
Keep posting...