hi,
got a forward message I wanted to share.
[1] The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop
until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
[2] The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones
[3] We must believe in luck. For how else can we
explain the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
[4] It's amazing that the amount of news that happens
in the world everyday always just exactly fits the
newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
[5] It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
[6] Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the
transition that's painful."
[7] Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.
[8] Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
[9] It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider
it creative problem solving.
[10] Behind every successful woman, is a man who is
surprised.
[11] Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't
know where to shop.
[12] Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then
again, neither does milk.
[13] Most people are only alive because it is illegal
to shoot them.
[14] Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
[15] Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein
[16] The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity." -- Albert Einstein