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Old 18th December 2005, 09:43 PM
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Hey Krishna!!! Tu is kalyug mai aa kar to dikha…


Tune 18 saal ki umar me Mama Kans ko mara,
Bin Laden ko hath laga kar to dikha?


Tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha?


Tune gokul ki 1600 gopia saath me patai,
Meri Company ki ek ladki pata kar to dikha?


Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Boss se ek bar baat kar ke to Dikha?


Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
India Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake todikha?


Hey Krishna!!! Tu is kalyug mai aa kar to dikha?





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Old 18th December 2005, 10:17 PM
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Dear Ambika,
Kams was bad all right. But at least he was honest and transparent in his badness. But not Osama. To be Arjuna's sarathi was a picnic compared to being India's coach. Many bosses do not even understand what they do. To teach them Gita..... my God.. you have made Krishna to smile in exasperation!
A good piece of humour, Ambika.
sridhar
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Old 19th December 2005, 12:08 AM
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We do need a modern day Krishna in our midst. The politician of the same name did not do much for the state and is now in Maharashtra! In fact when I was in the citizens' committee of this area I had got into a fracas with him as he was against us installing the statue of Dhanvantri. He had it removed late one night. On one hand the CM was saying that he will protest and stand with banners and I was being quoted as saying that Dhanvantri was only the divine physician and not an idol for worship. After a year the statue was reinstalled!
Very humorous. The nation pants when Emraan sings Kaho na kaho to adultress Mallika!- so why will she wear more kapda?!
Ambika, send in such witty jewels more often!
Sharada
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Old 19th December 2005, 12:39 AM
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Thanks Sridhar and Sharada for liking the post and responding in your own unique ways...

This was sent to me by a friend and I am sharing it with many friends on this site. Krishna is my favourite diety and though this piece makes a little parody of His deeds, the truth about 'today' rings so loudly, and with such rib-tickling humour..I couldn't resist sharing it with you all..

thanks

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Old 8th January 2006, 12:06 PM
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Dear Ambika,

The poem is as colourful as Krishna; Yea, my favourite deity is also Krishna. so much so that


whenever i need a saree, I pray to him. He bestows,

atleast a bedsheet,,,,

Nuggehallipankaja
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