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			<title>Psychology of Men and Women- Very True</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:15:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="MARGIN: auto 6.75pt; mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-table-lspace: 9.0pt; mso-table-rspace: 9.0pt; mso-table-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-table-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-table-left: left; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=left border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: #d4d0c8; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d4d0c8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" vAlign=top><b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women - Multiple process</font></font></b><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women's brians designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipes. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men - Single Process</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">ANALYTICAL SKILL </font></font></b><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">For her it is dump of lines in a paper. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">CAR DRIVING.</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating only on the driving.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." </font></font><br />
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</font><b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">LIE</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men's brain does not have this. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women easily lie to men face to face. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Don't lie face to face. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">PROBLEM.</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearely classifys the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not clasify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">LANGUAGE.</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women can easily learn many many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men can not easily learn languages, he can easily solve the problems.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">MEN</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men want status, success, solutions, big process… etc </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women want relationship, friends, family...etc… </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">UNHAPPY</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">if women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrae on the relations. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">MAP</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women can't do this. They offen lost their way to their seat. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">LIFE</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Life is very easy to Men. One good job, One alcohol bottle is enough for him.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women want everything in life. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">SPEECH</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women use indirect languages in speech. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of cofee?" </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">This means, Geetha really want a cup of cofee.     </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast" </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of cofee, Pls stop the car when you see a cofee shop". </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omlette for breakfast". </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">HANDLING EMOTION</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Men act a lot with out thinking. </font></font><br />
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<b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">NICKNAMES</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">EATING OUT</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">MONEY</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">BATHROOMS</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&amp;S.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><b><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">OFFSPRING</font></font></b><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. </font></font><br />
<font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />
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</font><font color="navy"><font face="Lucida Fax">A man is vaguely aware of some people living in the house.</font></font><br />
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			<title>Best Divorce Letter!!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:09:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[*Dear Hubby,* 
*I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.  I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.  But, these last 2 weeks have been hell.  * 
*Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.  Last...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Dear Hubby,</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.  I've been a good woman to you for 7 years &amp; I have nothing to show for it.  But, these last 2 weeks have been hell.  </b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &amp; that was the last straw.  Last week, you came home &amp; didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, &amp; even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.  You ate in 2 minutes &amp; went straight to sleep after watching all of your games.  You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband &amp; wife.  Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone!!</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Your Ex-Wife</b></font></font></font><br />
<font size="3"><b><font color="black"><u><font face="Calibri">P.S.:</font></u><font face="Calibri">  Don't try to find me.  Your BROTHER &amp; I are moving away to West Virginia together!  Have a great life!</font></font></b></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>--</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Dear Ex-Wife,</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>It's true that you &amp; I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.  I watch my games so much because they drown-out your constant whining &amp; griping (too bad that doesn't work).  I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!'  Since my mother raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.  And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.  About those new silk dress:  I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &amp; I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>After all of this, I still loved you &amp; felt we could work it out.  So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job &amp; bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica.  But when I got home you were gone.  Everything happens for a reason, I guess.</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.  My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>So take care.</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Signed,</b></font></font></font><br />
<font face="Calibri"><font size="3"><font color="black"><b>Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell &amp; Free!!</b></font></font></font><br />
<font size="3"><b><font color="black"><u><font face="Calibri">P.S.:</font></u><font face="Calibri">  I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as Carla (woman).........I hope that's not a problem!!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></font></font></b></font></div>

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			<title>Did you know ...???</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:25:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Rajanikanth makes onions cry. 
 
 Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. 
 
 Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash. 
 
 Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. 
 
 Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth makes onions cry.<br />
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</font> <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can drown a fish.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. <br />
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<font color="#0000ff">It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.<br />
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</font> <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.</font><br />
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</font><br />
 <font color="#0000ff">Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.</font><br />
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 <font color="#0000ff">Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.</font><br />
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   <font color="#0000ff">When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. <br />
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<font color="#0000ff"><i>Superstar vaazhga!</i><br />
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			<title>Paper clip hugs!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:45:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Georgia, a friend of my wife's, was recently divorced and trying to raise her two sons when the Gulf War broke out. She heard about soldiers in the service who had no family and needed pen pals. Letters addressed to "Any Soldier" were distributed by commanding officers who noticed any soldiers...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Georgia, a friend of my wife's, was recently divorced and trying to raise her two sons when the Gulf War broke out. She heard about soldiers in the service who had no family and needed pen pals. Letters addressed to "Any Soldier" were distributed by commanding officers who noticed any soldiers getting little or no mail. Georgia wrote to 25 such soldiers almost daily, most of them men. Keeping up with 25 pen pals on a daily basis almost consumed Georgia's time and talents. She sent poems, little stories, and words of hope and encouragement. When there were time constraints, she would write one letter and copy it for everyone. Greetings were sent whenever she knew about a special event, like a birthday. One day, Georgia received a letter from a soldier that was depressed and discouraged. She pondered as to how she could help lift his spirits. It was then that she noticed that at work there were paper clips of various colors. Georgia took one of the yellow paper clips and photo copied it in the palm of her hand. She sent this picture with the paper clip with the following message: "This yellow paper clip that you see in my hand represents a hug that I am sending to you. You can carry this paper clip in a pocket or anywhere, and whenever you feel down, you can just touch and hold it and know that somebody cares about you, and would give you a hug if she were there." Georgia sent a copy of this picture along with a paper clip and the message to each of her other correspondents. After the war ended, Georgia received one of the pictures of her hand holding the yellow paper clip, and on the back were over 150 signatures of people that had been given her "hug." During the years, Georgia named other paper clips. Pink came to mean a kiss, green was for good luck, and so on. Years later, Georgia was giving a class as part of a seminar for positive thinking. She shared with the members of the class her paper clip symbolism, and made a bracelet of multicolored paper clips for each of them. One of the women exclaimed "So you're the one!" The class member told Georgia that she was visiting her brother and needed something to hold papers together. She had noticed a yellow paper clip on the refrigerator held there with a magnet. She borrowed the paper clip for her papers. When the brother saw it, he grabbed it and scolded her, and told her never to touch the yellow paper clip again. Now she knew why. No one will never know how far her message has spread, nor how many lives have been touched by a simple yellow paper clip</div>

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			<title>What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India</title>
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			<description>**What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India** 
 
A month ago, many of us heard about the sad demise of Ranjan Das from Bandra, Mumbai. Ranjan, just 42 years of age, was the CEO of SAP-Indian Subcontinent, the youngest CEO of an MNC in India . He was very active in sports, was a fitness...</description>
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">A month ago, many of us heard about the sad demise of Ranjan Das from Bandra, Mumbai. Ranjan, just 42 years of age, was the CEO of SAP-Indian Subcontinent, the youngest CEO of an MNC in India . He was very active in sports, was a fitness freak and a marathon runner. It was common to see him run on Bandra's Carter Road . Just after Diwali, on 21st Oct, he returned home from his gym after a workout, collapsed with a massive heart attack and died. He is survived by his wife and two very young kids.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">It was certainly a wake-up call for corporate India . However, it was even more disastrous for runners amongst us. Since Ranjan was an</font></font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="blue"><font color="blue"><b>avid marathoner</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> (in Feb 09, he ran Chennai Marathon at the same time some of us were running Pondicherry Marathon 180 km away), the question came as to why an exceptionally active, athletic person succumb to heart attack at 42 years of age.</font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>Was it the stress?</b></font></font></font></font></b><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">A couple of you called me asking about the reasons. While Ranjan had mentioned that he faced a lot of stress, that is a common element in most of our lives. We used to think that by being fit, one can conquer the bad effects of stress. So I doubted if the cause was stress.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>The Real Reason</b></font></font></font></font></b><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">However, everyone missed out a small line in the reports that Ranjan used to make do with 4-5 hours of sleep. This is an earlier interview of Ranjan on NDTV in the program 'Boss' Day Out':</font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><a href="http://connect.in.com/ranjan-das/play-video-boss-day-out-ranjan-das-of-sap-india-229111-807ecfcf1ad966036c289b3ba6c376f2530d7484.html" target="_blank">http://connect. in.com/ranjan- das/play- video-boss- day-out-ranjan- das-of-sap- india-229111- 807ecfcf1ad96603 6c289b3ba6c376f2 530d7484. html</a></font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Here he himself admits that he would love to get more sleep (and that he was not proud of his ability to manage without sleep, contrary to what others extolled).</font></font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>The Evidence</b></font></font></font></font></b><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Last week, I was working with a well-known cardiologist on the subject of ‘Heart Disease caused by Lack of Sleep’. While I cannot share the video nor the slides because of confidentiality reasons, I have distilled the key points below in the hope it will save some of our lives.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font color="navy"><b>Some Excerpts:</b></font></font></font></font></b><br />
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<font face="Symbol"><font size="3"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Symbol">·</font></font></font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>Short sleep duration (<5 or 5-6 hours) increased risk for high BP by 350% to 500%</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> compared to those who slept longer than 6 hours per night. Paper published in 2009.</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">As you know, high BP kills.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Symbol"><font size="3"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Symbol">·</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Young people (25-49 years of age) are </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>twice as likely to get high BP</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> if they sleep less. Paper published in 2006.</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Symbol"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Symbol">·</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Individuals who slept </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>less than 5 hours a night had a 3-fold increased risk of heart attacks</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">. Paper published in 1999.</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Symbol"><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><font face="Symbol">·</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Complete and partial lack of sleep increased the blood concentrations of </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>High sensitivity C-Reactive Protein (hs-cRP),</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> the strongest predictor of heart attacks. </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>Even after getting adequate sleep later, the levels stayed high!!</b></font></font></font></b><br />
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<font face="Symbol"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Symbol">·</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Just </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>one night of sleep loss</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> increases very toxic substances in body such as Interleukin- 6 (IL-6), Tumour Necrosis Factor-Alpha (TNF-alpha) and C-reactive protein (cRP). They increase risks of many medical conditions, including </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>cancer, arthritis </b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">and</font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>heart disease</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">. Paper published in 2004.</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Symbol"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Symbol">·</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Sleeping for </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b><=5 hours per night leads to 39% increase</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> in heart disease. Sleeping for </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b><=6 hours per night leads to 18% increase </b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">in heart disease. Paper published in 2006.</font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="blue"><font color="blue"><b>Ideal Sleep</b></font></font></font></font></b><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">For lack of space, I cannot explain here the ideal sleep architecture. But in brief, sleep is composed of two stages: REM (Rapid Eye Movement) and non-REM. The former helps in </font></font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="blue"><font color="blue"><b>mental consolidation</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> while the latter helps in </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="blue"><font color="blue"><b>physical repair and rebuilding</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">. During the night, you alternate between REM and non-REM stages 4-5 times.</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">The earlier part of sleep is mostly non-REM. During that period, your pituitary gland releases growth hormones that repair your body. The latter part of sleep is more and more REM type.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">For you to be mentally alert during the day, the latter part of sleep is more important. No wonder when you wake up with an alarm clock </font></font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font color="navy"><b>after 5-6 hours of sleep</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">, you are mentally irritable throughout the day (</font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>lack of REM sleep</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">). And if you have slept for </font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font color="navy"><b>less than 5 hours</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">, your body is in a complete physical mess (</font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>lack of non-REM sleep),</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"> you are tired throughout the day, moving like a zombie and your immunity is way down (I’ve been there, done that </font></font></font><font face="Wingdings"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Wingdings">L</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">)</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Finally, as long-distance runners, you need an hour of extra sleep to repair the running related damage.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">If you want to know if you are getting </font></font></font></font><b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>adequate sleep</b></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">, take Epworth Sleepiness Test below.</font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3"><font color="black"><font color="black"> <a href="http://www.indusladies.com/forums/attachments/forward-messages-and-jokes/60204-what-killed-ranjan-das-lessons-untitled.bmp" target="_blank">Attachment 60204</a></font></font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font color="navy"><b>Interpretation</b></font></font></font></font></b><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">: Score of 0-9 is considered normal while 10 and above abnormal. Many a times, I have clocked 21 out the maximum possible 24, the only saving grace being the last situation, since I don’t like to drive (maybe, I should ask my driver to answer that line</font></font></font><font face="Wingdings"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Wingdings">J</font></font></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">)</font></font></font><br />
<b><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>In conclusion:</b></font></font></font></b><br />
<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Barring stress control, Ranjan Das did everything right: eating proper food, exercising (marathoning! ), maintaining proper weight. But he missed getting proper and adequate sleep, minimum 7 hours. In my opinion, that killed him.</font></font></font></font><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="red"><font color="red"><b>If you are not getting enough sleep (7 hours), you are playing with fire, even if you have low stress.</b></font></font></font></font></b><br />
<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">I always took pride in my ability to work 50 hours at a stretch whenever the situation warranted. But I was so spooked after seeing the scientific evidence last week that since Saturday night, I ensure I do not even set the alarm clock under 7 hours. Now, that is a nice excuse to get some more sleep. </font></font></font></font><font face="Wingdings"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black"><font face="Wingdings">J</font></font></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="Times New Roman"><font size="4"><font color="black"><font color="black">Unfortunately, Ranjan Das is not alone when it comes to missing sleep. Many of us are doing exactly the same, perhaps out of ignorance. Please forward this mail to as many of your colleagues as possible, especially those who might be short-changing their sleep. If we can save even one young life because of this email, I would be the happiest person on earth.</font></font></font></font><br />
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			<title>Husband V.S Wife ( FUNNY INFORMATION )</title>
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      Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?<br />
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!<br />
    Wife: No darling, it means,<br />
    With Idiot For Ever<br />
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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,<br />
    So I'd be in your hands all day. <br />
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, <br />
    So I could have a new one everyday. <br />
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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping <br />
    Pills. <br />
    Wife: When must I give them to him? <br />
    Doctor: They are for you <br />
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    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. <br />
    Husband: You should have known it the minute <br />
    I asked you to marry me. <br />
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    Husband: Today is Sunday &amp; I have to enjoy it. <br />
    So I bought 3 movie tickets. <br />
    Wife: Why Three? <br />
    Husband: For you and your parents <br />
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    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? <br />
    Husband: A lovely Push...!!! <br />
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    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? <br />
    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again <br />
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    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, <br />
    You know, I was a fool when I married you. <br />
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			<description>***Bar Stool Economics***…!!! 
 
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all  
ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes,  
it would go something like this: 
 
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.  
The fifth would pay $1. 
The sixth...</description>
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<font face="Verdana">Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">it would go something like this:</font><br />
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<font face="Verdana">The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The fifth would pay $1.</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The sixth would pay $3.</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The seventh would pay $7.</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The eighth would pay $12.</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The ninth would pay $18.</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.</font><br />
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<font face="Verdana">So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. </font><br />
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<font face="Verdana">The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">share?' </font><br />
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<font face="Verdana">They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">each should pay. </font><br />
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<font face="Verdana">And so:</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).</font><br />
<font face="Verdana">The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">began to compare their savings. </font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!' </font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">anything at all. The system exploits the poor!' </font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">money between all of them for even half of the bill! </font><br />
<br />
<font face="Verdana">And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat </font><br />
<font face="Verdana">friendlier.</font></font></font></font></font><br />
<br />
<b><i><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3"><font color="#33cccc"><font color="#33cccc"><font face="Times New Roman"><b><i><font color="#33CCCC"><font face="Times New Roman"><b><i>“The richest person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.”</i></b></font></font></i></b></font></font></font></font></font></i></b><br />
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<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3"><font color="blue"><font color="#33cccc"><font face="Times New Roman"><b><i><font color="#33CCCC"><font face="Times New Roman"><b><i>Hema Ganesh</i></b></font></font></i></b></font></font></font></font></font></b><br />
<b><font face="Times New Roman"><font size="3"><font color="blue"><font color="#33cccc"><font face="Times New Roman"><b><i><font color="#33CCCC"><font face="Times New Roman"><b><i>"Side by side or miles apart, good friends are always in my heart"</i></b></font></font></i></b></font></font></font></font></font></b></div>

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			<title>Shayari : Jeevan ka phalsapha  and some good thoughts</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:47:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Aarz kiya hai 
 
Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!! 
1) Dimag me Ice factory. 
2) Zuban par Sugar factory. 
3) Dil me Love factory.  
Phir life hogi satisfactory.. 
 
Ek din Sagar ne Nadi se pucha: 
Kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare pani se ???</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Aarz kiya hai<br />
<br />
Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!!<br />
1) Dimag me Ice factory.<br />
2) Zuban par Sugar factory.<br />
3) Dil me Love factory. <br />
Phir life hogi satisfactory..<br />
<br />
Ek din Sagar ne Nadi se pucha:<br />
Kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare pani se ???<br />
Nadi ne haskar kaha :<br />
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak !!!<br />
Thats "RELATIONSHIP".<br />
<br />
Dostana andaaz mein Mujh se kisi ne puchha,<br />
Tum sabko email bhejte ho ? Tumhe kya milta hai ?<br />
Maine has kar kaha, Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,<br />
Jo dekar kuchh na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai.<br />
<br />
1 tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.<br />
But 1 matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.<br />
Similarly 1 negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams....Be Positive Always !!!<br />
<br />
Chehre ki hasi se har gam chhupao,<br />
Bahot kuchh bolo par kuchh na batao...<br />
Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao<br />
Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka, Bas Jite chale jao <br />
  <br />
<br />
Wah Uparwale kya leela hai teri <br />
Chuha Billi se darta hai,<br />
Billi Kutte se darti hai,<br />
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,<br />
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,<br />
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.......</div>

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			<title>Must Read for all Indians</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:16:14 GMT</pubDate>
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</font></font><b><font color="#6260A1"><font face="inherit">Our Indians' Money - 7,000,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank <br />
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1) Yes, Seven Million Crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of Black Money. <br />
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2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that they are willing to inform the details of holders of Seven Million Crores rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them. <br />
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3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter to Indian Government. <br />
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4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by politicians and it is every Indian's money. <br />
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5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center’s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families. <br />
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6) Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. Seven Million Crores</font></font></b><b><font color="#6260A1"><font face="inherit">, then how much money is lying in other 69 Banks? How much they have deprived the Indian people? Just think, if the Account holder dies, the bank becomes the owner of the funds in his account. <br />
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7) Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma? What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they own/use such money, generated out of corruption and exploitation? <br />
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8) Indian people have read and have known about these facts. But the helpless people have neither time nor inclination to do anything in the matter. This is like "a new freedom struggle" and we will have to fight this. <br />
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9) This money is the result of our sweat and blood.. The wealth generated and earned after putting in lots of mental and physical efforts by Indian people must be brought back to our country. </font></font></b><font color="red"><font face="inherit"><br />
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10) </font></font><b><font color="red"><font face="inherit">As a service to our motherland and your contribution to this struggle, <u>please circulate at least 10 copies of this note amongst your friends and relatives and convert it into a mass movement.</u></font></font></b><br />
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   <b><font color="navy"><font face="&amp;quot"><a href="http://alfafriends.blogspot.com/2009/11/let-mud-settle-lesson-for-life.html" target="_blank"><font color="navy"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype    id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t"    path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f">    <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"/>    <v:formulas>     <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"/>     <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"/>     <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"/>     <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"/>     <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"/>     <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"/>     <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"/>     <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"/>     <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"/>     <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"/>     <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"/>     <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"/>    </v:formulas>    <v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"/>    <o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"/>   </v:shapetype><v:shape id="ecxecxPicture_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_x005f_  x005f_x0020_1"    o:spid="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W5UO47aLD2A/SvT1z_d-LXI/AAAAAAAADPc/gyC-aFmpTtE/s400/1.jpg"    style='width:300pt;height:300pt'>    <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ritu\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\cli  p_image001.jpg"     o:href="cid:1.2123821419@web55606.mail.re4.yahoo.com"/>   </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><br />
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   <b><font color="navy"><font face="&amp;quot">Once Buddha was walking from one town to   another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While   they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and   Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water   from that lake there."<br />
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  The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right   at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a   result, the water became very muddy, very turbid.<br />
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  The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to   drink!"So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very   muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."<br />
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  After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to   the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back   to the lake. This time too he found that the lake was muddy. He returned and   informed Buddha about the same.<br />
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   <b><font color="navy"><font face="&amp;quot">After sometime, again Buddha asked the   same disciple to go back. The disciple reached the lake to find the lake   absolutely clean and clear with pure water in it. The mud had settled down   and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a   pot and brought it to Buddha.<br />
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  Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and   said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be.... and   the mud settled down on its own - and you got clear water.<br />
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  Our mind is also like that!</font></font></b><o:p></o:p><br />
   <b><font color="navy"><font face="&amp;quot"> When it is disturbed, just let it   be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to   put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."<br />
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  What did Buddha emphasize here?<br />
  He said, "It is effortless." Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a   strenuous job; it is an effortless process! </font></font></b><o:p></o:p><br />
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That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.<br />
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The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.  </font></font><font face="&amp;quot"><br />
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<font color="#3333FF"><font face="&amp;quot">After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. <br />
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The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.  <br />
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As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.  <br />
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The second test average was a D! No one was happy. <br />
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When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.</font></font><font face="&amp;quot"><br />
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<font color="#3333FF"><font face="&amp;quot">The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.  <br />
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All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. </font></font><font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font><font color="#3333FF"><font face="&amp;quot">                 Could not be any simpler than that.</font></font><font face="&amp;quot"><o:p></o:p></font><br />
  <font color="#3333FF"><font face="&amp;quot">  <br />
What a profound short little paragraph that says it all  !!!</font></font><font face="&amp;quot"><o:p></o:p></font><br />
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</font></font><font color="red"><font face="&amp;quot">"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for,that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."<br />
~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931</font></font><font face="&amp;quot"><o:p></o:p></font><br />
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			<title>Letter of recommendation (brilliant)</title>
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			<description>1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer,can always be found 
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without 
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never 
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font size="4">1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer,can always be found</font><br />
<font size="4">2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without</font><br />
<font size="4">3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never</font><br />
<font size="4">4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always</font><br />
<font size="4">5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended</font><br />
<font size="4">6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee</font><br />
<font size="4">7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no</font><br />
<font size="4">8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound</font><br />
<font size="4">9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be</font><br />
<font size="4">10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be</font><br />
<font size="4">11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be</font><br />
<font size="4">12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be</font><br />
<font size="4">13 executed as soon as possible.</font><br />
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<font color="red"><b><i>**Addendum</i></b></font><br />
<font color="black"><font color="darkred"><b><i>The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.</i></b></font><br />
<font color="black"><b><i>Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.:idea</i></b></font><br />
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<b><i>Regards Moonbeams....</i></b><br />
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			<title>tamil names - very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:29:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<TABLE cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top>Hilarious ! I bet you will laugh your guts out after reading this.  
  
  
*Hi there,* 
 
 
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*This is an abslute...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><TABLE cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top><font color="#c20041">Hilarious ! I bet you will laugh your guts out after reading this.</font> <br />
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<b><font color="#4100c2">Hi there,</font></b><br />
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<b><font color="#4100c2">This is an abslute rib-tickler !!  If Parsis can have their name  as per the profession, why can't we have it? (Ater all we are not Britishers to have Barber, Cook, Side Bottom, etc...)</font></b> <br />
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<font color="#a1009f">Doctor -- Vaidyanathan<br />
Dentist -- Pallavan<br />
Lawyer -- Kesavan<br />
North Indian Lawyer -- Panjabakesan<br />
Financier -- Dhanasekaran<br />
Cardiologist -- Irudhayaraj<br />
Pediatrist -- Kuzhandaisamy<br />
Psychiatrist -- Mano<br />
Sex Therapist -- Kamadevan<br />
Marriage Counselor -- Kalyanasundaram<br />
Ophthalmologist --Kannayiram<br />
ENT Specialist -- Neelakandan<br />
Diabetologist -- Sakkarapani<br />
Nutritionist -- Arogyasamy<br />
Hypnotist -- Sokkalingam<br />
Mentalist -- Budhisikamani<br />
Exorcist -- Maatruboodham<br />
Magician -- Mayandi<br />
Builder -- Sengalvarayan<br />
Painter -- Chitraguptan<br />
Meteorologist -- Kaarmegam<br />
Agriculturist -- Pachaiyappan<br />
Horticulturist -- Pushpavanam<br />
Landscaper -- Bhuminathan<br />
Barber -- Kondaiappan<br />
Beggar -- Pichai<br />
Bartender -- Madhusudhan<br />
Alcoholic -- Kallapiraan<br />
Exhibitionist -- Ambalavaanan<br />
Fiction writer -- Naavalan<br />
Makeup Man -- Singaram<br />
Milk Man -- Paul Raj<br />
Dairy Farmer -- Pasupathi<br />
Dog Groomer -- Naayagan<br />
Snake Charmer -- Nagamurthi<br />
Mountain Climber -- Yezhumalai<br />
Javelin Thrower -- Velayudam<br />
Polevaulter -- Thaandavarayan<br />
Weight Lifter -- Balaraman<br />
Sumo Wrestler -- Gundu Rao<br />
Karate Expert -- Kailaasam<br />
Kick Boxer -- Ethiraj<br />
Batsman -- Dhandiappan<br />
Bowler -- Balaji<br />
Spin Bowler -- Thirupathi<br />
Female Spin Bowler -- Thirupura Sundari<br />
Driver -- Sarathy<br />
Attentive Driver -- Parthasarathy</font></div>

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			<title>Tamizh names and their English meanings</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:20:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Doctor -- Vaidyanathan 
Dentist -- Pallavan 
Lawyer -- Kesavan 
North Indian Lawyer -- Panjabakesan 
Financier -- Dhanasekaran 
Cardiologist -- Irudhayaraj 
Pediatrist -- Kuzhandaisamy 
Psychiatrist -- Mano 
Sex Therapist -- Kamadevan 
Marriage Counselor -- Kalyanasundaram</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font face="Arial"><font color="#BF00BF">Doctor -- Vaidyanathan<br />
Dentist -- Pallavan<br />
Lawyer -- Kesavan<br />
North Indian Lawyer -- Panjabakesan<br />
Financier -- Dhanasekaran<br />
Cardiologist -- Irudhayaraj<br />
Pediatrist -- Kuzhandaisamy<br />
Psychiatrist -- Mano<br />
Sex Therapist -- Kamadevan<br />
Marriage Counselor -- Kalyanasundaram<br />
Ophthalmologist --Kannayiram<br />
ENT Specialist -- Neelakandan<br />
Diabetologist -- Sakkarapani<br />
Nutritionist -- Arogyasamy<br />
Hypnotist -- Sokkalingam<br />
Mentalist -- Budhisikamani<br />
Exorcist -- Maatruboodham<br />
Magician -- Mayandi<br />
Builder -- Sengalvarayan<br />
Painter -- Chitraguptan<br />
Meteorologist -- Kaarmegam<br />
Agriculturist -- Pachaiyappan<br />
Horticulturist -- Pushpavanam<br />
Landscaper -- Bhuminathan<br />
Barber -- Kondaiappan<br />
Beggar -- Pichai<br />
Bartender -- Madhusudhan<br />
Alcoholic -- Kallapiraan<br />
Exhibitionist -- Ambalavaanan<br />
Fiction writer -- Naavalan<br />
Makeup Man -- Singaram<br />
Milk Man -- Paul Raj<br />
Dairy Farmer -- Pasupathi<br />
Dog Groomer -- Naayagan<br />
Snake Charmer -- Nagamurthi<br />
Mountain Climber -- Yezhumalai<br />
Javelin Thrower -- Velayudam<br />
Polevaulter -- Thaandavarayan<br />
Weight Lifter -- Balaraman<br />
Sumo Wrestler -- Gundu Rao<br />
Karate Expert -- Kailaasam<br />
Kick Boxer -- Ethiraj<br />
Batsman -- Dhandiappan<br />
Bowler -- Balaji<br />
Spin Bowler -- Thirupathi<br />
Female Spin Bowler -- Thirupura Sundari<br />
Driver -- Sarathy<br />
Attentive Driver -- Parthasarathy</font><font color="#1F497D"> <br />
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My favourite one is : Female Spin Bowler -- Thirupura Sundari  :-)<br />
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Have a good day friends!<br />
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			<title>A Gem of An Article</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:29:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[An awesome article please read it till the end with patience . It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>An awesome article please read it till the end with patience . <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the US. I had not thought of taking up a job in India. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>One day, while on the way to my hostel from our lecture-hall complex, I saw an advertisement on the notice board. It was a standard job-requirement notice from the famous automobile company Telco (now Tata Motors). It stated that the company required young, bright engineers, hardworking and with an excellent academic background, etc. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>At the bottom was a small line: "Lady candidates need not apply." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I read it and was very upset. For the first time in my life I was up against gender discrimination. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Though I was not keen on taking up the job, I saw it as a challenge. I had done extremely well in academics, better than most of my male peers. Little did I know then that in real life academic excellence is not enough to be successful. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>After reading the notice I went fuming to my room. I decided to inform the topmost person in Telco's management about the injustice the company was perpetrating. I got a postcard and started to write, but there was a problem: I did not know who headed Telco. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I thought it must be one of the Tatas. I knew JRD Tata was the head of the Tata Group; I had seen his pictures in newspapers (actually, Sumant Moolgaokar was the company's chairman then). I took the card, addressed it to JRD and started writing. To this day I remember clearly what I wrote. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"The great Tatas have always been pioneers. They are the people who started the basic infrastructure industries in India, such as iron and steel, chemicals, textiles and locomotives. They have cared for higher education in India since 1900 and they were responsible for the establishment of the Indian Institute of Science. Fortunately, I study there. But I am surprised how a company such as Telco is discriminating on the basis of gender." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I posted the letter and forgot about it. Less than 10 days later, I received a telegram stating that I had to appear for an interview at Telco's Pune facility at the company's expense. I was taken aback by the telegram. My hostel mate told me I should use the opportunity to go to Pune free of cost and buy them the famous Pune saris for cheap! I collected Rs 30 each from everyone who wanted a sari. When I look back, I feel like laughing at the reasons for my going, but back then they seemed good enough to make the trip. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>It was my first visit to Pune and I immediately fell in love with the city. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>To this day it remains dear to me. I feel as much at home in Pune as I do in Hubli, my hometown. The place changed my life in so many ways. As directed, I went to Telco's Pimpri office for the interview. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>There were six people on the panel and I realised then that this was serious business. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"This is the girl who wrote to JRD," I heard somebody whisper as soon as I entered the room. By then I knew for sure that I would not get the job. The realisation abolished all fear from my mind, so I was rather cool while the interview was being conducted. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Even before the interview started, I reckoned the panel was biased, so I told them, rather impolitely, "I hope this is only a technical interview." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>They were taken aback by my rudeness, and even today I am ashamed about my attitude. The panel asked me technical questions and I answered all of them. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Then an elderly gentleman with an affectionate voice told me, "Do you know why we said lady candidates need not apply? The reason is that we have never employed any ladies on the shop floor. This is not a co-ed college; this is a factory. When it comes to academics, you are a first ranker throughout. We appreciate that, but people like you should work in research laboratories." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I was a young girl from small-town Hubli. My world had been a limited place. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I did not know the ways of large corporate houses and their difficulties, so I answered, "But you must start somewhere, otherwise no woman will ever be able to work in your factories." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Finally, after a long interview, I was told I had been successful. So this was what the future had in store for me. Never had I thought I would take up a job in Pune. I met a shy young man from Karnataka there, we became good friends and we got married.. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>It was only after joining Telco that I realized who JRD was: the uncrowned king of Indian industry. Now I was scared, but I did not get to meet him till I was transferred to Bombay. One day I had to show some reports to Mr Moolgaokar, our chairman, who we all knew as SM. I was in his office on the first floor of Bombay House (the Tata headquarters) when, suddenly JRD walked in. That was the first time I saw "appro JRD". Appro means "our" in Gujarati. This was the affectionate term by which people at Bombay House called him. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I was feeling very nervous, remembering my postcard episode. SM introduced me nicely, "Jeh (that's what his close associates called him), this young woman is an engineer and that too a postgraduate. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>She is the first woman to work on the Telco shop floor." JRD looked at me. I was praying he would not ask me any questions about my interview (or the postcard that preceded it). <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Thankfully, he didn't. Instead, he remarked. "It is nice that girls are getting into engineering in our country. By the way, what is your name?" <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"When I joined Telco I was Sudha Kulkarni, Sir," I replied. "Now I am Sudha Murthy." He smiled and kindly smile and started a discussion with SM. As for me, I almost ran out of the room. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>After that I used to see JRD on and off. He was the Tata Group chairman and I was merely an engineer.. There was nothing that we had in common. I was in awe of him. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>One day I was waiting for Murthy, my husband, to pick me up after office hours. To my surprise I saw JRD standing next to me. I did not know how to react. Yet again I started worrying about that postcard. Looking back, I realise JRD had forgotten about it. It must have been a small incident for him, but not so for me. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"Young lady, why are you here?" he asked. "Office time is over." I said, "Sir, I'm waiting for my husband to come and pick me up." JRD said, "It is getting dark and there's no one in the corridor. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I'll wait with you till your husband comes." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I was quite used to waiting for Murthy, but having JRD waiting alongside made me extremely uncomfortable. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I was nervous. Out of the corner of my eye I looked at him. He wore a simple white pant and shirt. He was old, yet his face was glowing. There wasn't any air of superiority about him. I was thinking, "Look at this person. He is a chairman, a well-respected man in our country and he is waiting for the sake of an ordinary employee." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Then I saw Murthy and I rushed out. JRD called and said, "Young lady, tell your husband never to make his wife wait again." In 1982 I had to resign from my job at Telco. I was reluctant to go, but I really did not have a choice. I was coming down the steps of Bombay House after wrapping up my final settlement when I saw JRD coming up. He was absorbed in thought. I wanted to say goodbye to him, so I stopped. He saw me and paused. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Gently, he said, "So what are you doing, Mrs Kulkarni?" (That was the way he always addressed me.) "Sir, I am leaving Telco." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"Where are you going?" he asked. "Pune, Sir. My husband is starting a company called Infosys and I'm shifting to Pune." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"Oh! And what will you do when you are successful." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>"Sir, I don't know whether we will be successful." "Never start with diffidence," he advised me. "Always start with confidence. When you are successful you must give back to society. Society gives us so much; we must reciprocate. I wish you all the best." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Then JRD continued walking up the stairs. I stood there for what seemed like a millennium. That was the last time I saw him alive. Many years later I met Ratan Tata in the same Bombay House, occupying the chair JRD once did. I told him of my many sweet memories of working with Telco. Later, he wrote to me, "It was nice hearing about Jeh from you. The sad part is that he's not alive to see you today." <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>I consider JRD a great man because, despite being an extremely busy person, he valued one postcard written by a young girl seeking justice. He must have received thousands of letters everyday. He could have thrown mine away, but he didn't do that. He respected the intentions of that unknown girl, who had neither influence nor money, and gave her an opportunity in his company. He did not merely give her a job; he changed her life and mindset forever. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Close to 50 per cent of the students in today's engineering colleges are girls. And there are women on the shop floor in many industry segments. I see these changes and I think of JRD. If at all time stops and asks me what I want from life, I would say I wish JRD were alive today to see how the company we started has grown. He would have enjoyed it wholeheartedly. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>My love and respect for the House of Tata remains undiminished by the passage of time. I always looked up to JRD. I saw him as a role model for his simplicity, his generosity, his kindness and the care he took of his employees. Those blue eyes always reminded me of the sky; they had the same vastness and magnificence. <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>(Sudha Murthy is a widely published writer and chairperson of the Infosys Foundation involved in a number of social development initiatives. Infosys chairman Narayana Murthy is her husband.) <font face="&amp;quot"><br />
</font>Article sourced from: Lasting Legacies (Tata Review- Special Commemorative Issue 2004), brought out by the house of Tatas to commemorate the 100th birth anniversary of JRD Tata on July 29, 2004.    <font face="&amp;quot"><o:p></o:p></font></div>

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