Are you happy, Graham Bell?

Dear Sri,
As if I am not aware that you have d------s! Ofcourse I don't talk to you on the phone, is a different thing!
I can't talk without mentiononing about recipes, you think? Cookery is just one facet of me. My men-friends talk to me & say that they enjoy their conversations with me - please don't restrict my topics to cookery & gita.Though not perhaps knowledgeable like you, I am not bad, I think.
Next time when you call Vish for an arattai, I will prove the same to you, Sir, sorry, Sri!
Love,
Chithra.

Originally Posted by anandchitra

Hello Hello Sri?? Yes its me AC ..Why dont you speak up a little. You know in my old age I cant hear with my left ear! .. so whats up?? Cannot believe you are so talented yaar? What why did you say just time pass?? come on you old.. noo young man..why not accept your talents..So you think you can attract more feedback? You were always like this you know.. Even from the QB at Kings.. What dont talk about it just now? Why do you say that? Oh You're image .. gotcha.. o.ko.k. Whats that I heard about consultancy for the Oats company? Did you just say you got into it because of a talented cook? Hey nice business to be in yaar..Why didnt you say sooner the stocks went up? Looks like you're not going to change much my friend! What you're going to cook Oats Payasam and Kollu uppama for me when I come? Why you dont want me to come visit you? Sri can you speak louder.. my good ear is straining to hear all this long distance talk! o.k.o.k. Dont get all petrified. I will manage to eat the kollu uppama when I come.. You have come a long way from QB to Oats and Kollu.. What why do you threaten you will hang up? Oh you only like the sweet comments from the pretty women.. What why are youc alling me K.B.Sundrambal? O.k. I will try and leave a nice feedback using my pseudoname o.k.Bye for now!

Hellooo! Aceeeeeeeee, can you hear me? Why dont you switch the phone to your right ear? You know the left is out and why do you tax it any more? What? Talented? Who me? Why do you waste money on overseas call to tell me such lies?! Yes a oats company has come to me for consultation for setting up a huge plant in Chennai, India. What did I do? I declined of course. I told them clearly that I couldn't be party to robbing the horses to feed the humans. Great! you are planning to visit India? When? Dont you worry. You'll get only the traditional vathal Kuzhambhu and sutta appalam! AC. I suggest you finish visiting all your old buddies and eat all their queer stuff. Come to my place 'naakku sethappuram' I'll revive it with time-honoured stuff!
By the way, what is the connection between sweet comments and pretty women? Most men think that both are poles apart! Ok ok. I wont call you that. I'll just call you KBS!
Sri

Dear Sri
Chumma asatheteenga Sir.. enna chulla.. Oru kalakku kalakkeeteenga .. Enna chulunga talent talent dhan.. Nobody has offered me the amirtham of vethal kuzambhu and chutta appalam. now this proves beyond any doubt your expertise in Cooking.. andha nakku chethu dhan pogum.. if I were to goto You-know-Who's house to eat kollu uppama and what not fancy items.. Abath pandavan madhiri namma usirai kappatra vandheenga.. no wonder Mr.V has this affiinity with you.. where else would he turn to ... as long as You-know-who does not realise whats cooking here!

Dear AC,
So, the next ILite meet when you come down to Chennai
Venue - Sri's flat
Menu - VK, sutta appalam
I have the greatest sympathy for my friend! No, not Sri, but his DH.
This is because she comes to help me in the kitchen for every ILite meet. I may not go for the above for obvious reasons.
Love? No, no, no
Chithra.

Originally Posted by anandchitra

Dear Sri
Chumma asatheteenga Sir.. enna chulla.. Oru kalakku kalakkeeteenga .. Enna chulunga talent talent dhan.. Nobody has offered me the amirtham of vethal kuzambhu and chutta appalam. now this proves beyond any doubt your expertise in Cooking.. andha nakku chethu dhan pogum.. if I were to goto You-know-Who's house to eat kollu uppama and what not fancy items.. Abath pandavan madhiri namma usirai kappatra vandheenga.. no wonder Mr.V has this affiinity with you.. where else would he turn to ... as long as You-know-who does not realise whats cooking here!

Dear AC
There was a movie depicting the horrible after effects of a war. The hero escapes from the enemies and runs for his life. He is starved, cold and thirsty. At one stage, to keep himself alive , he even kills some snakes and lizards and eats them raw. I have not been driven to that stage yet. If I reach that stage, I may start eating Oats and Kollu! Right now, high quality Ponni Rice, fresh vegetables and excellent provisions are available!
Sri

Originally Posted by Chitvish

Dear AC,
So, the next ILite meet when you come down to Chennai
Venue - Sri's flat
Menu - VK, sutta appalam
I have the greatest sympathy for my friend! No, not Sri, but his DH.
This is because she comes to help me in the kitchen for every ILite meet. I may not go for the above for obvious reasons.
Love? No, no, no
Chithra.

What do you mean by "No not Sri but his DH"? Just because I said that I could make good Vathal Kuzhambhu, you seem to have converted me into a woman and my DW as a man!
Sri
PS: There is a funny story about a man being transformed into a wife for a day by God at the man's request. It's a bit below the belt to be narrated in this forum!

Dear Sri,
Oh, oh, Oh, sorry - bayangara typo error!
Now, don't narrate the story - you have a clean, dignified, respectable image in IL. I want you to continue that!
Love,
Chithra.

Originally Posted by Chitvish

Dear Sri,
Oh, oh, Oh, sorry - bayangara typo error!
Now, don't narrate the story - you have a clean, dignified, respectable image in IL. I want you to continue that!
Love,
Chithra.

Dear Chithra
Nice to hear that I have such an image in IL! I'll certainly not do anything foolish to upset the apple cart!
Sri

dear cheeniya sir

yet another beauty from you on a lighter note but still drives home the point.....i am sure people use the phone today for conversations and NOT just communication...i also think graham bell would not have thought his invention will be of so much importance in the present day world.....infact these days nobody gives importance to landline phones when mobiles have become such a need of the hour !!!

lov
sowmi

Dear chithu

infact i was also confused when i saw the word DH in your feedback....

lov
sowmi