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Obvious Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask continue reading...


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“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.”


-Groucho Marx

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Friday, October 24th, 2014
What's in store for you today?
Choose your fortune cookie to find out!
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Your Fortune For Today
Friday, October 24th, 2014

Your enthusiasm for group activities and social events is high. You might want to discuss your ideas with others. However, you could have trouble reaching people you need to speak with. This can be frustrating, but your enthusiasm isn’t likely to flag because of it. Keep trying. Eventually you’ll accomplish your goal. Whatever you plan today is likely to be gratifying even if the process is difficult.

You, or someone close to you, may be in a relationship that appears romantic, but could be undermining self-confidence and true happiness. Any highly controlling relationship, where a person feels they are unworthy of better treatment, demands courage and change. Real love encourages the beloved and their dreams without domination or control.

Today you just can’t seem to get your mind off about taking a vacation. Usually, your sincere self stops you from taking a break before the work is done but not today. It’s time to realize that work is never ending. You can definitely afford to escape for a few days. You could also visit the world inside of you. You may even find something that’s been on your mind for quite some time that requires some action by you now.

You may get caught up in a tug of war between your friends and family since both will demand your attention. Try and maintain your cool and make decisions based on practicality and sound reasoning. Also, try to handle both parties with tact so that neither end up feeling hurt. Just remember to keep your priorities straight.

You know how to wait to get what you want and will be wise to collect all the facts before acting. If you are considering a big change, be sure it is really in your best interests. This is a positive day to get your financial life in better balance.

You may be looking forward to talking on the phone with someone dear who lives far away, but circumstances beyond your control could get in the way. Perhaps you keep missing each other, or problems with computers or phones throw a monkey wrench into the works. Don’t let this dim your enthusiasm. Once you reach your friend, expect to have an exciting and emotionally gratifying conversation.

Your friendly and persuasive nature is strong today. It will be easy to talk people around to your point of view. Enthusiasm and good humour make you a very desirable team player. Do be somewhat cautious about saying everything you are thinking. Some people do not appreciate the unvarnished truth.

Overindulgence the previous night may leave you feeling a little out of sorts. It’s advisable to spend the day in bed and get some much needed rest. Don’t force yourself to socialize, either. You need some time alone to recover and gather your resources so you can face the world with a clear head.

Days like today push you to act in the areas of your life where you may have hesitated before. Does your love life need a breath of fresh air? Have you been dreaming of a nice candlelit dinner with your partner? A weekend in the country? A new home? It’s time to stop dreaming of happiness and do what you need to do to get it. It’s well within your reach.

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