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Obvious Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask continue reading...


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“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.”


-Groucho Marx

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Friday, October 24th, 2014
What's in store for you today?
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Your Fortune For Today
Friday, October 24th, 2014

This is a good day for you to get out of the dirt and into the air in order to gain a fresh, new perspective on a situation. Don’t dwell on things beneath or behind you. Keep looking up. Pick up the phone and call a close friend you haven’t spoken with in a while. There may be a great deal of catching up to do. Sometimes we forget the importance of maintaining contact with old buddies.

Work you have been doing is beginning to show results. There is some risk at this point that you will slow down or become distracted. Problems or delays you may be experiencing should not be taken seriously. Frustration will only slow you down. Simply continue to do your best.

Don’t be surprised if you leap out of bed with a spark of inspiration that wasn’t there last night. Let your dreams linger a bit before you face the world. This flash of genius is likely to strike quickly and unexpectedly, so keep an eye out for it, but don’t consider it something that you can plan on or force into happening.

A rush of humanitarian spirit and a desire to do some real good might find you looking into various charities in order to find those you might want to help. However, money could be flowing out for other purposes a bit too quickly for your tastes. It perhaps would be best to find one group that suits you and give only to that one. Save other worthy causes for another time.

You may find that people aren’t necessarily very sympathetic to your feelings today. It’s quite possible that they’re more responsive to facts and information than emotions. It could be that you need to enlist some sort of translator in order to get through to a person with whom you’re trying to communicate. Don’t hesitate to ask for more clarification on something if you need it.

Emotional matters could hit the fan today at a social event or group meeting of some kind. Those around you are apt to be feeling especially stressed and volatile, so be prepared for anything. Try to stay out of passionate confrontations, and don’t try to put oil on troubled waters. At times like this, such attempts only cause unwanted attention to focus on you. Stay centered.

Today should be a gratifying day, full of great news, pleasant surprises, and opening doors of opportunity on just about every level. Career breaks and chances to earn more money could come your way. New friends may be introduced to you, and opportunities for education and travel also may arise. Whatever actually manifests out of all this is up to you. You might find decisions difficult.

Some vast changes in your community could take place. They’re positive, for the most part. Today the news should spread widely, and you could be hearing about it from all sides – local newspapers, neighbors, and conversations on the street. The level of excitement in your neighborhood is likely high, and you could get caught up in it. Be prepared for some surprises.

You may get caught up in a tug of war between your friends and family since both will demand your attention. Try and maintain your cool and make decisions based on practicality and sound reasoning. Also, try to handle both parties with tact so that neither end up feeling hurt. Just remember to keep your priorities straight.

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