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Better to be Safe

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you continue reading...


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Thought for the day!

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great.”


-Mark Twain

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Tuesday, September 30th, 2014
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Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

You may prefer to avoid arguments, but sometimes it is best to stand your ground. If you must fight, resolve to maintain control. Refuse to be childish, abusive or immature. You have legitimate feelings and are entitled to talk about them in a reasonable way. Keep a sense of humour, if possible!

This isn’t a good day to travel, especially by air. Long lines at the ticket counter, endless delays, and lost luggage could be the result. This may not even be a good day to plan a trip, although you can consider your options. If you must fly today, get to the airport early, travel light, and take something good to read. That will make it bearable.

Contact with others in your neighbourhood brings good news your way. Phone calls, emails, or time spent in the car could result in some kind of financial advancement. You feel especially focused right now, and your intellect and emotions are in accord with what you need to do to accomplish your goals. Your physical energy and enthusiasm are strong, as is your determination. Go for the gold.

Friends, neighbours, and relatives could be feeling especially stressed out and explosive today. This isn’t a good day to initiate intense communications with them. Keep your talk light and inconsequential. This is a great day to stay home and read, especially since your mind is particularly receptive to unusual ideas. The Internet, videos, and TV documentaries could be most informative.

It’s very important to express positive emotions to others and fight off your own negative thinking. Let disappointments bounce off, and refuse to take ill-considered words to heart. When one door closes, another opens. Plan to get together with friends. Your consideration, warmth, and humour are highly valued.

If you admit you’ve made a mistake, people are more likely to forgive you. You have a confrontational day ahead. There’s no doubt that you’re in a stationary position concerning your career. That may be crimping your style somewhat, financially speaking, but you’ll make better progress if you assume your responsibility and see your mistakes. However, don’t be too critical of yourself! It’s all part of the learning process.

A temporary delay in receiving some expected funds might force you to postpone a much-needed purchase. Don’t make yourself crazy over this. It isn’t worth the stress. The delay is disheartening, but it isn’t a cancellation. Your money will arrive and you’ll be able to go ahead with your plans. In the meantime, keep yourself busy. Hang in there.

You could be invited on a last-minute adventure today. By all means, seize the chance! You’re certainly ready for a change, and this opportunity could turn out to be just what you’ve been hoping for. Adventure calls, and whether it’s a journey or a lecture, you’ll find it enlarges your world in just the way you’d hoped. Today promises to be stimulating as well as fun. Enjoy it!

Do your best to relax more even if you have to work. This will help keep things in perspective. You may be in the grip of an idea you can’t shake. This can be memories of the past. You will feel better if you express your feelings through creative outlets.

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