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DIY Crochet Tutorial – How to Make Baby Booties?
Abbreviations used: ch – chain
ss – slip stitch (the common abbreviation is sl st but I prefer ss as it’s faster to type)
sc – single crochet
hdc – half double crochet
dc – double crochet tog – together
How to do 2 hdc tog – wrap yarn over the hook, insert hook into the stitch, put yarn over the hook and draw up a loop, then insert the hook into the next stitch, yarn over the hook and pull up a loop. Put the yarn over the hook and draw through all loops on the hook.
SOLE:make chain 16( I used 2 yarns together)
ROUND1: idc in 3rd chain from hook,1dc in 11 chains,2dc in next chain,1dc in next chain,5dc in next chain .working opposite side of starting chain,1dc in next chain,2dc in next cain,1 dc in next 11 chains 2dc in last chain.slip stich to first dc(that means ch2) Round 2: 2hdc in first chain,1 hdc in next13chain, 2hdc in next chain, 1hdcn next chain, 2hdcn next chain,1hdcn next chain,2hdcn next chain,1hdcn next chain, 2hdcn next chain,14hdcv,2hdcn next chain,1hdc in last chain,slip stitch to first hdc Round 3:2hdc in first chain,1 hdc in 15chains,2hdcin next chain,1hdc in next chain,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next 16chains,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in last chain slip stich to first hdc
Rnd 4: 2hdc in first chain,hdc in17chain,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain,2hdc in next chain ,1 hdc in next 20 ch,2hdc in next chain,1hdc in next chain slip stich to first hdc
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A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part.
It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
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1. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
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