Author: Prachi Shah

Four guys-one from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were being interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. Interviewer: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: It’s light. Nothing can travel faster than light. HARVARD guy: It’s thought b’cos thought is so fast. It comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: It’s blink. You can blink and its hard to realize you blinked. SANTA SINGH: Its diarrhea. Interviewer, shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked “Why”? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in...

Fred was 32 years old and he was still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, simply find a girl who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they met again and his friend said, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your...

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll become your girlfriend.” The engineer simply continued walking. The frog spoke again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll become your wife.” Again, the engineer took no notice. Finally, the frog said, “What is the matter? I’m a...

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the...

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next...